Stan Lee is amazing. I hope one day to dress only in khaki and still be one of God's greatest gifts to humanity.
UPDATE 11:49 EST:
If Morgan Freeman weren't currently dating his 27(?)-year-old step-granddaughter, I would be crazy excited about him presenting. He's kind of lost that magic touch. BUT he presented the Ultimate Scream Award to Star Trek.
BUT the Shat accepted said award, telling J.J., "Call me."
I still don't think William Shatner realizes that he's a jackass.
UPDATE 11:33 EST:
Elijah Wood and his ridonckulous eyes presented for Best Fantasy. Twilight won. Taylor Lautner accepted. Behind-the-scenes footage of New Moon, which is apparently going to be "stepped up a whole 'nother notch". The Twilight Saga, now with more spray-tanned jailbait.
UPDATE 11:11 EST:
They introduced Liv Tyler as being 'half-elf'. I am full of glee. She's so fabulous.
Scream Awards 2009
Alright, so I'm live-blogging the Scream Awards in the most half-assed way possible. You see, my partner in crime/evil twin/favorite person is currently in bed with a nasty fever and icky cough. And by icky I mean absolutely disgusting. Thus, I'm going solo on this project while simultaneously trying to do real-life productive things.
The Scream Awards, it would seem, are one giant WTF. Let's recap:
Male Breakout Performance went to Taylor Lautner for his incredible artistic ability and general contributions to the betterment of humanity. Or at least that seems to be the opinion of the masses. My pick was this asshole:
Best Science Fiction Actress went to Megan Fox because Spike is run by womanizing assholes who still manage to pick fantastic programming.
Of course, what makes up for all of the WTF is the OMG of the most attractive man of all time giving the Best Director award to another person who's full of win:
I read it, so you can stop complaining. :P
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I'm glad I didn't try to watch the awards because the combination of the plague and jailbait on the 'roids would have probably caused me to give up the will to live.